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As an NBA fan and marketer, there are two “jump shots” I’m longing to have back. While one’s return is only a question of when, the other can seem lifeless and futile. Whether the recency of Easter weekend has me filled with a resurrection optimism or there’s something more to it, I believe there’s reason for hope. Why? I can think of a few possible solutions to replenish at least some of what was lost.

I don’t claim to be an expert in this area. In fact, let me be clear; I’m not an expert in clickstream. However, if I can envision some realistic solutions, I’m sure others who are more equipped could do the same to an even greater extent.

On one hand, Google Correlate is an incredibly powerful tool that sheds light into the behaviors and mindsets of all types of people. On the other hand, its massive dataset has been well documented in leading people to blur the lines between correlation and causation.

But on the other hand (yes, we’re up to three hands now), Google Correlate is just fun to play around with.

Warning: The rest of this article should not be taken seriously. I’m serious.

Here are seven SEO-themed spurious Google Correlate examples!

It may seem like a stretch to pick up anything of cognitive value from a show centered on selfish incompetence, but who doesn’t love a bit if irony? There is a single Sunny episode that truly embodies the most essential tips to solving mysteries, including those found in web analytics.

Obviously, I’m talking about Who Pooped the Bed?